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MEG CABOT Princess IN TRAINING Meg Cabot Princess Mia Content He hasn 't called. And I say that as a princess who is in love with a college student. Princess. IN TRAINING. THE PRINCESS DIARIES, VOLUME VI Student: Thermopolis, HRH Princess Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Renaldo. MEG CABOT Princess IN TRAINING THE PRINCESS DIARIES, VOLUME VI For my niece, Madison B. Cabot, princess in training “She.
Well, technically, Kenny dumped ME. Clearly I need to talk to someone. Greetings to the new Princess from Countess Alys Katharine! Kenny Showalter. So I was standing there waiting to get my ice cream sandwich when I heard this voice behind me say my name and when I turned my head there was Lana and Trisha Hayes, who seemed to have recovered from Mr.
Here's what we'll do. Because everyone goes to the bathroom before lunch, to put on lipgloss. But now that there's no man in her life, she has ample free time to torture me again. Like today at lunch, for instance. It was all my fault in the first place for being greedy and going back to the jet line for a second ice cream sandwich.
Really, one ice cream sandwich ought to be enough for a girl my size. But there was something wrong with the three bean salad. You would think with all the money the trustees invested in those surveillance cameras outside they'd have tossed just a LITTLE the cafeteria's way, so we could get something decent to eat in here beside frozen dairy products.
But no. Lilly seems to have a point: So I was standing there waiting to get my ice cream sandwich when I heard this voice behind me say my name and when I turned my head there was Lana and Trisha Hayes, who seemed to have recovered from Mr.
You know, that Michael guy, with the band? I should have known, of course. That Lana wasn't trying to make up for all those years of being mean to me. I should have just put the ice cream sandwich back and left the jet line then and there. But I thought, I don't know, that maybe she was sorry for the whole underwear remark from the locker room that morning.
Only instead of changing on the outside, Lana had changed on the inside. I should have known something like that would be impossible, since in order to have a change of heart, Lana would actually have to HAVE a heart in the first place, and she obviously does NOT since when I said, cautiously, "Yeah, Michael and I are still going out," she went, "Isn't he in college now? And I said, "Yeah. And I was like, "Done what? I mean, who ASKS people things like that???? And Lana went, "IT, you idiot," and looked at Trisha and the two of them started laughing hysterically.
It must have turned as red as Lana's nail polish. Because I WAS very shocked. Then, as I stood there staring at her in total and complete horror, Lana poked me in the back and went, "Are you going to buy that, or are you just going to stand there? So I handed the cashier my dollar and went back to my table with Lilly and Boris and Tina and Shameeka and Ling Su and just sat there not saying anything until the bell rang.
Guys in college expect their girlfriends to Do It. Can this possibly be true? I mean, I have seen a lot of movies and TV shows where guys in college seem to expect their girlfriends to do it. Such as Fraternity Life.
And Revenge of the Nerds. But the guys in those movies and shows had girlfriends that were in college, too. None of them were going out with sophomores in high school. Who will shortly be flunking Geometry.
Who happen to be princesses of a small European principality. Who have six foot four bodyguards. As far into the future as the day we go out to sea together to stop those whaling ships for Greenpeace. I mean, we have only been to second base ONCE and that was at the prom and I'm pretty sure now it wasn't even on purpose and I didn't even FEEL anything because of my strapless bra having way too much metal in it.
I don't think. Last night he asked me to come over on Saturday to see how he and Doo Pak have set up their dorm room!!!! What am I going to do about this? Clearly I need to talk to someone. But WHO? And I can't talk to Tina, because she already told me the most precious gift a woman can give to a man is the flower of her virginity and that's why she's saving herself for Prince William, who is only allowed to marry a virgin.
She says she will settle for giving her flower to Boris if the Prince William thing doesn't work out by the time our senior prom rolls around, though. Besides, I know what she'll do: Excuse me, but EW. And obviously I can't say a word to Dad, because he would just arrange to have Michael assassinated by the royal Genovian guard.
Oh my God, I think I'm having a heart attack. My heart is beating like a million times a minute and practically exploding out of my chest. I think I have to go to the nurse. I think I have to Hill just asked me if I'm all right. Since it's the first day of class, she is pretending like she actually intends to supervise us this year. She made us all fill out a form stating what our goal for the semester is. You know, in this class. Frankly, I don't think that's a very realistic goal. But Boris is almost as hot as Joshua Bell now, so maybe it really is doable.
If hotness counts to the Grammy judges. I tried to peek at Lilly's goal, but she is being way secretive. She put her hand over her paper and went, "Back off, baby-licker," to me in a very rude way.
I doubt she would be so mean if she knew the intense emotional maelstrom currently swirling within me concerning the future of my relationship with her brother.
I can't believe Mrs.
Hill noticed that I was having a heart attack. She never used to notice anything we did. Well, that's because she was always locked in the teachers' lounge. But still. As if my day hasn't been bad enough. Guess who I have to sit by in this class this semester?
Well, let's see, what letter of the alphabet comes right before T? That's right, S. Kenny Showalter. Apparently Boris isn't the only one who grew over the summer. Kenny also sprouted up a couple more inches. Except that Kenny doesn't appear to have been doing any sort of weight training. So he just looks like the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz instead of Legolas.
Unlike the Scarecrow, though, Kenny actually has a brain. So he remembers all too well that the two of us used to go out. And that I dumped him for Michael. Well, technically, Kenny dumped ME. A fact about which he seems all too eager to remind me. He just went, "Mia, I hope you can put aside your personal feelings about me and allow us to work together in a professional manner this semester.
I said I thought I could. The thing is, if I were still going out with Kenny, and Lana said something about him expecting me to DO IT with him, I'd have just laughed in her face. The other thing is, what does Lana even know about college boys? I mean, she's never even gone out with one! She could be totally wrong about Michael. Kenny just asked me if I intended to spend this semester writing in my journal during class and then expect him to do all the work like I did when we were lab partners in Bio last year.
I think someone is rewriting history here. I did NOT write in my journal during class last year. Well, okay, maybe I did. And write it up afterwards. And he's good at it, too. If everybody would just concentrate on their own personal strengths, the world would be a much better place. I guess I better stop writing now or Kenny will think I'm taking advantage of him. And then maybe he will expect me to DO IT with him to make up for it. Religious and secular were interwoven.
People were far less likely to criticize a government created by God. In Christian civilization, kings maintained that with the blessing of the church, the monarch was the legitimate ruler. Or the bedroom, I guess, considering that's where she killed her people's mortal enemy, Alboin. Government is legitimate only to the extent that it is based on the consent. Good for you, John Locke! Psych on all you kings and pharaohs, going around saying GOD put you on the throne! Pages , Strunk and White.
There really ought to be some kind of constitutional amendment to abolish high school convocations.
While they are abolishing PE. Because not only are they a huge waste of school resources how many times can you sit and listen to some paralyzed dude talk about how he wished he'd never driven drunk? Hello, we KNOW , but also I'm beginning to think convocations are just an excuse for teachers to take a break from teaching. I fully saw Mrs. Hill sneaking a cigarette outside the gym doors just now. I guess the front of the school isn't the only place where we need surveillance cameras.
And any time you get a thousand teens in one room together, you just know there's going to be trouble. Principal Gupta already had to yell at the varsity girls' la crosse team for throwing Swedish fish at the kids from the Drama Club, who weren't even doing anything, for once. Except, you know, looking weird, in their dyed black hair and facial piercings. And I saw a couple members of the Computer Club sneak beneath the bleachers just now.
They had expressions on their faces I can only disguise as diabolical. I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out they're down there unpacking their killer robot and programming it to unleash a reign of terror upon the world. Principal Gupta is telling us how happy she is to have us all back. Lilly's hand just shot up.
Principal Gupta said, "Not now, Lilly," and just went right on talking. Lilly is now muttering to herself beside me. Tina, on my other side, is playing hangman with Boris. So far she only has the letter E right and has already earned a head and body. The spaces are. I can't believe she can't figure it out. But I'm not helping. Because what she does with her boyfriend is her own business. Which I'm not. Which is apparently a huge problem, bound to lead to his breaking up with me for some college girl who WILL do it with him.
People Do It all the time. Oh, great, now I feel like barfing. Why did I have to think about that? My mom and dad Doing It. Ew ew ew ew ew ew. That's even worse than the thought of my mom and Mr. Now Principal Gupta is talking about the wonderful extracurriculars that exist at Albert Einstein High, and how we should all really try to take advantage of them. Lilly put her hand up again, but Principal Gupta just said, "Not now, Lilly. Tina got another letter. Now the spaces go.
But Boris has added two arms to his hangman. Why doesn't Tina try the letter L? This is so aggravating. It turns out the other new guy who got assigned Josh's old locker and who spilled his latte on my boot is an exchange student from Brazil named Ramon Riveras.
He is going to be on the soccer team.
That ought to make all the soccer moms very happy. Especially if after he wins, he whips off his shirt and swings it around his head the way Josh used to. Ramon is sitting with Lana and Trisha and all the rest of the popular people. How did he know? I mean, he isn't even FROM this country. How could he know who the popular people even are, let alone that he's one of them, and should sit with them?
Is this something popular people are just born with? Something they know innately? Now Principal Gupta is talking about student council, and how we should all be eager to join, and what a wonderful opportunity it is to show your school spirit, and how it also looks good on your transcript.
She is almost making it seem as if anybody who wanted to could run for student council and win. Which is so bogus, because everyone knows only popular people ever win elections for student council. Lilly runs every single year and has never once won. Last year the person who beat her wasn't even smart. No, last year she got soundly defeated by Nancy di Blasi, captain of the varsity cheerleading team Lana Weinberger's mentor in evil , a girl who spent way more time organizing bake sales so that the cheerleaders could get a well-deserved trip to Six Flags than she did lobbying for real student reforms.
Principal Gupta is ignoring it this time. Maybe it's the looming threat of defloration. Or maybe it's just that I don't get to play hangman during school hours with the love of my life anymore. Lilly's waving her arm around like a crazy person. Hers is the only hand in the air. Finally, Principal Gupta has no choice but to go, "Lilly. We discussed this last year. You can't nominate yourself for Student Council President.
Someone has to nominate you. Lilly stands up, and out of her mouth come the words, "I'm not nominating myself this year. Vol I: Princess Diaries Vol. Princess in the Spotlight Vol. Princess in Love Vol. Princess in Waiting Vol. IV and a Half: Project Princess Vol. Princess in Pink Vol. Princess in Training Vol. VI and a Half: Party Princess Vol. VII and a Half: Sweet Sixteen Princess Vol. Lilly reveals that she doesn't actually want Mia to be student counsel president and wants her to immediately resign in favor of Lilly if she is elected..
Mia debates against Lana a debate which is also televised , and provides a much more convincing argument than Lana and gets the majority of the vote.
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